I once posted under a fake name (*blush* *cough, Madeline, cough* *blush*) because another person on a tag board pissed me off and for some reason I was too chicken to post under my name. Well I decided back then that was stupid and if I had something to say that I was just going to say it. And now I do. At least I can honestly say that Madeline was a lesson learned for me.
I think that is why now trolls bother me even more than before. They are just doing what they do to be assholes. And then what happens is the blogger pulls their blog and I lose my good read! Grrrrrr....... Can't trolls just take up another hobby like mastrubation or something? That would occupy both their hands and mind, right?
Anyway.... unrelated funny....
Today I went to the carpet store to look at some samples for Baby Kit's room. His carpet is a million years old and the floor boards underneath need to be nailed down better. I also found the cutest flooring for the bathroom. It is white with little blue paw prints that glow in the dark... but I digress. So, when we are there, Sam tells me that she has to poop. Luckily the store is right down the street from our house. So I finish up and we go.
When we get home, I tell Sam that we can go to the potty now to poop. She puts her hands on her hips and informs me, "Sam has no poop in her butt. Only pee and farts."
"Really?" I ask trying not to laugh.
"Yes, the farts tricked me but there is only pee and farts momma. Pee and farts only," she finished and went and sat on the sofa.
"Yes, the farts tricked me but there is only pee and farts momma. Pee and farts only," she finished and went and sat on the sofa.
This may not read as funny but can I tell you that when she looked at me so seriously and explained this to me - I nearly fell over laughing. It was just the funniest thing!
More unrelated - Kit cut his tooth!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yet another unrelated - my friend came up to see me (one half of the couple that is spliting up...). She is a mess, but I am glad that I got to spend time with her. It seems that when long term couples split, often one person is devestated and the other becomes an asshole. Time will be the best healer for her.
Sad new - my mom had to put Lucky to sleep tonight. He could no longer eat and had lost 8lbs in 2 weeks. That is a lot for a cat - even one that was as fat as Lucky was. I hope my fat little cat has found his buddys now that he has crossed Rainbow Bridge.
More unrelated - Kit cut his tooth!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yet another unrelated - my friend came up to see me (one half of the couple that is spliting up...). She is a mess, but I am glad that I got to spend time with her. It seems that when long term couples split, often one person is devestated and the other becomes an asshole. Time will be the best healer for her.
Sad new - my mom had to put Lucky to sleep tonight. He could no longer eat and had lost 8lbs in 2 weeks. That is a lot for a cat - even one that was as fat as Lucky was. I hope my fat little cat has found his buddys now that he has crossed Rainbow Bridge.




