Ladies and Gentlement, I have just given birth to a 7lb 6 oz turd in my toliet.  It wasa difficult birth, but after what felt like hours, it finally arrived.  I think I may have endured 3 degree tears...down there... but isn't it worth it?  Oh wait, it's not!  It's just a giant piece of shit!!!!!!!!!

OMG!  I hate constipation.  But on the bright side, at least Lamaze was good for something, right?  Isn't it too early to be constipated?

And onto other gross and too much information things... I have noticed that things down in the nether-reagions are getting thick and creamy.  I mean VERY thick.  So the skeptic in me who is still waiting for AF, went and bought yeast infection stuff.  But since there is no pain or any symptoms of a yeast infection, I think I just wasted 14 bucks.
And finally no, I have not peed on a stick yet.  I am still sorta in denial.  It is easier to speculate cause it is like I am talking about someone else.  Plus if AF is just late, that giant, baby size crap, is sure to bring her on.  I'm surprised that with all that pushing, that I didn't push out my kidneys or something.

So now that I have thoroughly grossed everyone out for the day.  Merry Christmas folks!  (Aren't you glad you read my blog?  Ha!)