I love being a parent and I can handle most things... I don't blink an eye to projectile vomit. Blood, guts and emergencies are handled without faltering. The runniest of diapers get chucked in the trash bin with out breaking a sweat. But the one thing that I can't stand is children training potties.
Ok, the pee is pretty easy - empty, wipe and off we go. But the shit aint so freaking easy! There is no easy way to dump it. It stinks. And it always manages to get on me and make a mess! GROSS! FREAKING GROSS!!!!!!!
Sam is great with going on the potty, but she only likes to poop on her potty. So her potty is still better than her pants. So I smile and tell her, "good girl." She is a good girl and doing what she should, but when I clean that thing - I may be smiling on the outside, but on the inside I am screaming, "YUCK, YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!"
And for those of you who don't have kids, when people tell you the training toliets aren't gross... DO NOT BELIEVE THEM! LOL! Cause they are freaking disgusting!
Ok, the pee is pretty easy - empty, wipe and off we go. But the shit aint so freaking easy! There is no easy way to dump it. It stinks. And it always manages to get on me and make a mess! GROSS! FREAKING GROSS!!!!!!!
Sam is great with going on the potty, but she only likes to poop on her potty. So her potty is still better than her pants. So I smile and tell her, "good girl." She is a good girl and doing what she should, but when I clean that thing - I may be smiling on the outside, but on the inside I am screaming, "YUCK, YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!"
And for those of you who don't have kids, when people tell you the training toliets aren't gross... DO NOT BELIEVE THEM! LOL! Cause they are freaking disgusting!