I was tagged by myself.

On the 1st day of Christmas, my sister gave to me, a brand new baby nephew.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Tiffini gave to me, a spouse for each of my children.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Carie gave to me, a live audience for my boobie web cam show.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Laura gave to me, advice on my aches and pains while preggo.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Michelle gave to me, tempation to join her on the dark side.

On the 6th day of Chrismas, Kristin gave to me, comfort in knowing that I am not the only one who thinks Natural Born Killers was funny.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Jess gave to me, directions that did NOT get me where I was going.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Leanna gave to me, "I had you at hello" and where I got to see the one arm butt monkey.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Linda gave to me, a constant voice of reason with an occasional use of the word fuck.

On the 10th day of Christmas,  Suzanne gave to me, genuine kindness, compassion and interest in my life. 

On the 11th day of Christmas, Aritha gave to me, a confindant to dish Big Brother and Amazing Race with when ever I want to.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my husband gave to me, a life full of love and the three best children in the world.

And I tag myself.

(So what comes first, the chicken or the egg?????)